Confession: I love a Modest Proposal. I've been working on making it into a duo with a friend for the past few months. Does liking snarky, sarcastic article about eating babies make me a terrible person? Maybe. Maybe.
Possibities for a New Modest Proposal (or perhaps a Flamboyant Suggestion?)
-dress codes (brown potato sacks)
-steriod use in athletics (all meds banned. Including cough drops)
-lunch programs (No soup for you!)
-health care (Those who are sick, even with the common cold, go die)
-rising gas prices
-global warming
-medical ethics
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